What will you do with all this money?

Pensioners rejoice ! You've been given a staggering �2.40 a week pension rise ! Wow ! Hope you're not too overcome to put your tin mug over your candle to make a half cup of tea? Where will this paltry amount go towards paying your essential bills for heating, lighting, water, sewage rates and your ever increasing council tax bills ? Can we please have a bit of positive thought instead of the ********* i really wanted to say on here?